There’s A Rat In The Kitchen????

There’s a Rat in the Kitchen……“There’s a rat in the kitchen.  What am I going to do?  I’m gonna catch that rat…. that’s what I’m gonna do”………  Okay?  You are going to have to be of a certain age to remember that rap song but it was just the song that came to mind – when we discovered the tiny droppings of “hopefully!” a tiny mouse in our kitchen at the rose farm this morning.  Wade (my husband & the rose grower) considers himself to be one of the last remaining “Big White Hunters” has set the little mouse trap with a teaspoonsful of peanut butter – apparently, the Food of the Gods to mice….. I hope the mouse doesn’t have a nut allergy ……..  Anyway, on inspection of the mouse trap at lunch time today – I had to giggle as ALL the peanut butter was gone…..and there was no sign of the MOUSE.  Therefore, Mouse 1 and Wade 0……. but Wade hasn’t given up and the trap is re-loaded with lots of peanut butter for a hungry little mouse and the moral of my little story is:- If you want to catch the attention of your girlfriend, wife and/or partner and want to WOW her - you need:  ”A DOZEN ROSES” from A DOZEN ROSES FLORIST – based at the rose farm in Warnervale - we are your TRUE LOCAL ROSE GROWER producing the finest quality hydroponic roses and we sell them DIRECTLY TO YOU at unbeatable value for money prices PLUS we guarantee the roses will last a week!  So YOU will IMPRESS for longer!!!!!!  Call us now on (02) 4392 4155  or log onto our website www.roses2go.com.au and shop online.  It’s so easy & our roses & arrangements wont cost you an ARM and a LEG and YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!!!!!  INFACT,  We have 2 Dozen Red Roses on SPECIAL for only $50 Collected from the Warnervale Rose Farm or $65 delivered anywhere on the Central Coast!  YES!  Call us now and ask for:- “THE RED RAT ROSE SPECIAL” and we will also throw in a bag of “Magic Sex Petals” for FREE!!!!!! RING:  4392 4155  or go to our website:  www.roses2go.com.au Until next time – have a rosey red rat day!!!!!!! P.S.  Get in quick this special offer is only available until Friday 22nd August, 2008! P.S.S.  Have you checked out of our BLOG lately – yeah! we’re getting rather sophisticated on the blogging now & it is a BLAST!!!!  Check it out – the link is on our website:  www.roses2go.com.au   This email has been sent to you because you have either subscribed, contacted us via our website,  are one of our clients or we have met you at a networking event. If you wish to be removed please unsubscribe by clicking the link below or reply to this email with “unsubscribe”. ý Save a tree. Don’t print this e-mail unless it’s really necessary.